(Source: braingremlin, via assbutt-cas)

“Why are you asking Brenda, she’s the one who made the flip flopping meal!!!”

V
“He’s the foooooddddd…”

V
“They took my baby’s hat. I’m gonna kill them, and let them be a zombie, and rip their head off.”

T

"I’ve got charm coming out of my ass"-Larry

"Yeah, cause you’ve got shit coming out of your mouth."-T

“"What’s in the box?"-V
“A dick.”-T”
“In my day, we used to watch the walkers sizzle against the electric fence for entertainment. We didn’t have your new fangled technology…movin pictures…*collapses into giggles*”

V
“I don’t trust that Ben guy. He’s so whiny.”

V
not-my-j0y-division:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]

This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.

not-my-j0y-division:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]

This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.

(via sixpenceee)

“Yeah, go do something useful, you sack of potato”

V, on Larry